For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因为筷子在汉语中读作“Kuaizi”,听起来很像“快得儿子”。
'I'm going to Woodford Green,' I said to the conductor as I got on the bus, 'but I don't know where it is.'
“我要去伍德福德草地,”我一上车就对售票员说,“但我不知道它在那儿。”