"Dick, frankly you do not have the war plan... which makes me quite happy."

"I don't like it and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it."

"Don't measure your wealth by how much money you have. Measure your wealth by how many things you have that you wouldn't take money for."

"Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts."

"You'll NEED someone to love while you're looking for someone TO love."

"One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers."

"The only means of strengthening one's intelligence is to make up one's mind about nothing-- to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts."

"I can't see the point in the theatre. All that sex and violence. I get enough of that at home. Apart from the sex, of course."

"Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"On action alone be thy interest,Never on its fruits.Let not the fruits of action be thy motive,Nor be thy attachment to inaction."

"Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods."