"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory perception of reality."

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Never complain. Never explain."

"Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them."

"If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see."