"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm."

"I love that sometimes we need to go to the opposite side of the world to realize assumptions that we didn't even know we had and realize that the opposite may also be true."

"Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground."

"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee."

"Strain every nerve to gain your point."

"Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it."