"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

"None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for the way we act when they do happen."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad."

"The Net interprets censorship as damage... and routes around it."

"I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging the future but by the past."

"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly."