"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!"

"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly... it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as Freedom should not be highly rated."

"Life's most urgent question is: What are you doing for others?"

"Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but the capacity to prevent it."

"I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future."

"If someone tells you who they are, believe them."

"I am into parallel monogamy."