"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy."

"We never get to love by hate, least of all by self-hatred."

"Only a fool walks backwards into the future."

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

"'Reality' is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes."

"Whatever you can do or dream, begin it."

"Righteousness exalteth a nation."

"Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all- the apathy of human beings."

"The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it without running on rocks or bars."

"Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Costello: That's what I want to find out."

"Music and silence combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music."