"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Fear is a great motivator."

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know."

"America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization."

"Acts of men are better than acts of God."

"The only excuse for God is that he doesn't exist."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."