"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law."

"True writers have a lot more invested in the way they've written their books than in what those books happen to be about."

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion."

"Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without."

"Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success."