"There's a pinch of the madman in every great man."

"Student: 'Can you do problem number twelve?' Wyler: Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test."

"Into blinding darkness enter those who worship ignorance and those who delight in knowledge enter into still greater darkness, as it were."

"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)."

"Promise a lot and give even more."

"It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect."

"The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle."

"There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame."

"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."

"Don't fear change, embrace it."

"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks."

"Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by."