"Imitation is the sincerest of flattery."

"True friendship is like sound health, the value is seldom appreciated until it is lost."

"Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness."

"The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility."

"To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it."

"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."

"Golf is the most fun I've ever had, with my clothes on."

"Democracy imposed from without is the severest form of tyranny."

"For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at the root."

"Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper."

"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right."

"Know the masculine, keep to the feminine."